afrogay:

worldfamousprofessor:

look down your shirt and spell attic

a titty i see

just one

i only see one

where did my other boob go 

(via marapetsrules)

fort-unate:

let’s play a fun game called ‘lower your standards and fall in love with me’

(via sometimelow)

2boys1cup:

you suddenly awake in the dead of the night. your whole room is pitch black. you hear a noise coming from the other side of the room. you grab the nearest flashlight and shine it around the room. you spot it. it was what you expected. a fall out boy song. it knows what you did in the dark.

(Source: wickedinthemix, via sometimelow)

katyperryd:

me on my wedding day

(via savannaleewangsterful182)